Well, if a pundit even meets God he is sure to ask, ”Where is your certificate? What is your
education?” A pundit has his own world, he lives in his own world of words and scriptures.
On hearing this the pundit remarked, ”Then one-fourth of your life is wasted.”
The pundit answered, ”No, not at all.”
The fakir said, ”Then the whole of your life is wasted! I am going to jump because this boat will sink